Top 10 Reasons to be an Anglican.
From the comedian Robin Williams,
who is an Anglican, on a recent HBO special.
.10. No snake handling.
9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
8. Male and female God created them;
male and female we ordain them.
7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
6. Pew aerobics.
5. Church year is color-coded.
4. Free wine on Sunday.
3. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.
2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
And the Number One reason to be an Anglican:
1. No matter what you believe,
there's bound to be at least one other Anglican
who agrees with you.
Copyright © 2002 St. Augustine by-the-Sea
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